[The first part almost gets a kneejerk "hell no" - even with the assurance it wouldn't be porn.
But this isn't Pride Ring, where his face would get instant hate from a vast majority of viewers. Media here is already proving to be different, and not necessarily in a bad way, given the loads of videos that Lucifer finds enjoyable.
With this being a lowercase d kind of deal, it feels a little less risky to give it a chance? The... tiniest bit safer. But Lucifer did specify nothing humiliating, and this is all in the name of Trying Harder...]
Perfect! I'm still setting up the business so it'll be a while before I'm ready for any show projects, but I'll check back in when I have a good clown role for you to play.
And I have to set up a whole lesson plan. This is gonna take a LOT of work.
[Vox's ego is, in fact, so huge that he assumes that 'weight on his shoulders' remark is a jab at the other two Vees being useless. HOW DARE YOU, SIR.]
Oh, I know I'll do great. There was never any doubt about that, bitch.
[He's not even bothering to enter a username this time. He's gotten bored with it. He's also very much the opposite of uncomfortable.]
Mr. Morningstar, are you trying to seduce me? It's not gonna work. Go experiment with those kinks in your own time, I won't tolerate it in my business.
I specialize in upgrades, actually. Out with the old, useless trash nobody wants around anymore because it's just taking up space, in with the new.
Obviously I can't judge Loo Loo Land's quality control process. I've never been. But if it's still in business I can only assume it's because there's a demand for it that any other theme parks aren't meeting.
[........................................ UGH, fuck it, he GUESSES he'll bother to make something clear.]
Uhhhh... no. People go to Loo Loo Land because the popular sex toy guy's robot version is, like, the main attraction? Took me like 30 seconds and zero travel time to figure that one out, by the way. Mammon's gross and annoying but he does know what sells. He could bottle water from a puddle the sex toy guy stepped in and sell it for thousands.
You know, thinking about it, that's probably why I hate you? You remind me a loooooot of him...
[He maybe, possibly, very thoroughly looked into why Loo Loo Land did even a fraction as well as his own.]
OK. So like I said, there's a demand other theme parks aren't filling. Have you tried releasing your own sex robot, Lu? Not of yourself, but someone who's actually successful and desired.
Unless you wanna lean into that degradation kink thing. Then by all means, give people a sex robot of yourself to humiliate.
Disappearing for a little while isn't the same as not being successful. You've only see one Ring. One that's meant to be and to stay shitty. Because that's the existence Sinners like you EARNED.
I literally built the entirety of Hell, Vix. Meanwhile you couldn't even build one (1) successful army.
I've got more suitable stuff for that. Is using tears as lube another kink for you? I am learning SO much!
Anyway, I'm willing to bet we could keep going back and forth for hours like this, but unlike you, I have better things to do. I'll get in touch about those lessons when I'm ready.
[The 'better things to do' is tending to that aforementioned recovery, actually. His body's starting to ache and he's pretty sure one of his bandages is in need of changing. But he'll never let on he's still suffering from that.]
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But this isn't Pride Ring, where his face would get instant hate from a vast majority of viewers. Media here is already proving to be different, and not necessarily in a bad way, given the loads of videos that Lucifer finds enjoyable.
With this being a lowercase d kind of deal, it feels a little less risky to give it a chance? The... tiniest bit safer. But Lucifer did specify nothing humiliating, and this is all in the name of Trying Harder...]
Mmmm...
Fine.
One media project.
[He is prepared to feel some form of regret.]
UN: :)
I'm still setting up the business so it'll be a while before I'm ready for any show projects, but I'll check back in when I have a good clown role for you to play.
And I have to set up a whole lesson plan. This is gonna take a LOT of work.
UN: :/
[He is a ringleader, you bitch. Ringleader.]
Well, hey, great thing you're used to lots of weight on your shoulders~
I'm sure you'll do just fine.
[Lugging such a huge ego around all the time isn't for the weak-willed.]
UN: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[Vox's ego is, in fact, so huge that he assumes that 'weight on his shoulders' remark is a jab at the other two Vees being useless. HOW DARE YOU, SIR.]
Oh, I know I'll do great. There was never any doubt about that, bitch.
UN: :/
Not exactly a kink I was interested in, but I'll try anything once.
[He's just aiming to make it a little more uncomfortable for Vox, as "thanks" for this truly golden opportunity.]
Sheesh. You seriously that sensitive about your ego?
UN:
Mr. Morningstar, are you trying to seduce me?
It's not gonna work. Go experiment with those kinks in your own time, I won't tolerate it in my business.
And no, I'm not. I'm stating facts.
UN:
Oh please.
If I wanted to seduce you, I'd have already suceeded by now.
Uh huh. Whateeeeever you say, Vixen.
UN:
That's it, that's the reply.]
UN:
The embodiment of maturity.
[Will they ever stop being the pot and kettle about some things? Tune in to find out.]
UN:
No, no. It was really fucking FUNNY.
Maybe if you work hard enough I can promote you from clown to stand up comedian!
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with a little boost, that flicker can glow exponential(ly)]UN:
[A place built and managed so well, he would argue, that it's stayed top-selling even with him going MIA...
if he even fucking bothered to check in on it, to actually find out that's the case!]
UN:
[He knows damn well Lucifer is talking about Lu Lu World, of course.]
UN:
It really specializes in
[He very, very pointedly pauses, like he would if they were in-person.]
cheap knockoffs and copycats.
UN:
Out with the old, useless trash nobody wants around anymore because it's just taking up space, in with the new.
Obviously I can't judge Loo Loo Land's quality control process. I've never been. But if it's still in business I can only assume it's because there's a demand for it that any other theme parks aren't meeting.
UN:
Uhhhh... no.
People go to Loo Loo Land because the popular sex toy guy's robot version is, like, the main attraction?
Took me like 30 seconds and zero travel time to figure that one out, by the way.
Mammon's gross and annoying but he does know what sells. He could bottle water from a puddle the sex toy guy stepped in and sell it for thousands.
You know, thinking about it, that's probably why I hate you?
You remind me a loooooot of him...
[He maybe, possibly, very thoroughly looked into why Loo Loo Land did even a fraction as well as his own.]
UN:
Unless you wanna lean into that degradation kink thing. Then by all means, give people a sex robot of yourself to humiliate.
[Vox is so Mammon-flavored.]
UN:
[Stop! Poking! That wound!]
Disappearing for a little while isn't the same as not being successful.
You've only see one Ring.
One that's meant to be and to stay shitty.
Because that's the existence Sinners like you EARNED.
I literally built the entirety of Hell, Vix. Meanwhile you couldn't even build one (1) successful army.
UN:
I'm so tormented!!!!
literally crying as I type this!!
my poor fucking FEELINGS!!!!
Be right back, going to go suck a fat one to cheer myself up
UN:
Now you can use those tears to go fuck yourself.
UN:
Is using tears as lube another kink for you? I am learning SO much!
Anyway, I'm willing to bet we could keep going back and forth for hours like this, but unlike you, I have better things to do. I'll get in touch about those lessons when I'm ready.
[The 'better things to do' is tending to that aforementioned recovery, actually. His body's starting to ache and he's pretty sure one of his bandages is in need of changing. But he'll never let on he's still suffering from that.]